quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
