I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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