The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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