People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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