"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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