how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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