I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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