Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
