he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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