Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
im six kinds of drunk right now
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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