awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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