I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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