Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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