We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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