all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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