How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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