I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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