: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Never underestimate the power of titties
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