margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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