How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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