the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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