One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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