yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
whose parrot is this?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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