it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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