He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I know her cup size but not her name....
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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