I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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