is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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