She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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