I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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