He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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