Ambien. No doubt about it.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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