after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
