she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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