why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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