Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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