there was a trapeze. enough said
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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