Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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