I'm laying in your front yard are you home
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
