but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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