handjob tips. give me some.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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