Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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