When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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