Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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