wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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