I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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