I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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