You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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