You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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