Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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