Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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