Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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