Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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